Caesar 2.0
HA! I have escaped!

madamedubosom:

You really ought to guard your prisoners better, Monsieurs.
I’m now in hiding.

THE CLONE ARMY WILL FIND YOU.

jacqueslouisdavid:

therealfriendofthepeople:

*Grabs Mme. du Barry, pulls her away from David, and throws her over shoulder*

Where would you like me to take the trash, David?

Danton, I doubt I’ve been ever gladder to see you.

Take the trash to our offices in the hôtel de Brionne!…

I SHALL ADD HER BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO THE COLLECTIVE.

WE ARE PERFECT. WE ARE CAESAR.

WE ARE PERFECT. WE ARE CAESAR.

madamedubosom started following you

hornblower24601:

workitcloneitworkit:

hornblower24601:

caesarindahood:

hornblower24601:

triple-entente:

*Crawls under rock*

*starts digging 80-foot-deep trench*

THIS IS NO TIME TO FLEE.

THE CLONE ARMY ADVANCES.

I’m digging the trench as a means for the clone army to better do its work…

WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES

HOW ABOUT ON THE BANKS OF THE SEINE?

INDEED. ALL SHALL KNEEL.

madamedubosom started following you

hornblower24601:

caesarindahood:

hornblower24601:

triple-entente:

*Crawls under rock*

*starts digging 80-foot-deep trench*

THIS IS NO TIME TO FLEE.

THE CLONE ARMY ADVANCES.

I’m digging the trench as a means for the clone army to better do its work…

WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES

Caesar 2.0 joined the party.

madamedubosom:

camille-desmoulins:

workitcloneitworkit:

THIS PARTY IS OVER.

I knocked the damn woman out - would someone mind coming round and setting Maxime and I free? These handcuffs are starting to cut into his wrists.

 I’m not knocked out. That was the serving girl. Shame on you. I thought you believed in equality, liberty and such.

NONE ARE EQUAL BEFORE US. WE ARE PERFECTION.

Caesar 2.0 joined the party.

THIS PARTY IS OVER.

triple-entente:

Sobbing.

THE GIF IS SATISFACTORY. ONLY WE ARE PERFECT.

Historical Figure Blog-Land in crisis mode…

hornblower24601:

triple-entente:

hornblower24601:

Is there any more enjoyable sight?

Laughing. So. Hard.
WHATTHEHELLISGOINGONGUYS???

I’m dying of laughter right here…I have no idea what’s going on.

AND THE CLONE ARMY IS MAKING A RESURGENCE.

Proclaim yourselves one way or the other, Historical Tumblrites

hornblower24601:

Do you support Rome, or the Republic? Reblog with your answers - let’s gauge how much support each faction actually has.

As of yet -

Rome - 0

Republic - 1

DIE NOW.